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When all else fails, use a plastic toy mallet!

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Have you ever tried to really annoy someone, but never got the desired reaction?   Well, Yasuna Oribe has found the most effective means of accomplishing that.

First, you need to get a large plastic toy mallet. Preferably one that make a squeaky noise on impact from your local toy store, and then follow the steps bellow.

Step 1: Lift your mallet back above your head

Step 2: Thrust downward on to your target's head

Step 3: Lift mallet back and repeat

Reciprocation means you've accomplished your task!

With these step and a toy mallet, you can effectively annoy any cold, hardened individual that refuses to react to your idiocies.

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You may also try a magical chant, but results may vary and are not guaranteed.  Good luck and have fun!


Author: PJ

I am a filipino college student that enjoys watching anime, gaming, and is an airsoft enthusiast.

One thought on “When all else fails, use a plastic toy mallet!

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